What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer