Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it