Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!