Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.