Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.