Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.