Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!