Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.