Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

Lighter Jokes More Lighter Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!