Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.