Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.