Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.