Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.