Lannister Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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