Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.