Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.