Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.