demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Hi, Ladies!
Because they are dead.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
Officer
They demand credit for everything
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.