How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything