How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.