How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.