How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.