demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?
Hi, Cliff "
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.