Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.