Camp Jokes

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Primary School Jokes More Primary School Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!