Camp Jokes

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What do you call a black man camping?

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.