Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.