What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!