Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!