Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
Cause he didn't chip in!
I don't know but it would slow him down.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
A messed up system of karma
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Damn, I burnt one."
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico