Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.