Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.