Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."