Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !