Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.