Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure