Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"