Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.