Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.