Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.