Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers