Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*