Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.