What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.