What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure