What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.