What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)