What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown