They think Cast is spelled with an e.
An e-mergency.
Because every other letter is not E!
He thought it had a lot of potential.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
A: All of them.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!