What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!