What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.