What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.