Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic