Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic