Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do you call a greedy Christian?

A moreman.

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What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.