Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
Little Caesars
It takes longer to pick up.
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out
They always take things literally.
Olive.
The stu-stu-studio.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Logic.