Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.