Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic