Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.