Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.