Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.