Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.