Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.