A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
A: To see how long he slept.
Derive, derive, derive!
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.