How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.