How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze