How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."