How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"