How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.