Pilot.
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A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Because they all shot pilots.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
A pilot you racist!
The pilot was a loaf of bread
The pilot.
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To get to the other side.
He'll tell you.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
Too soon.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Plain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Got high.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He will tell you.
A pilot.
Plane.
Because of his ground thyme.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Aw man, that's a drag."
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
They've already told you.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Because he had terminal cancer.
They'll just tell you.
A comickaze
Because he was a slice of bread
Does any of this really matter...
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Syrian Mckellen
nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Once.
None. They can't get up that high!
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
A pilot, you racist!
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
An Awful-lot.
Because old Hobbits die hard...
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