How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.