What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.