What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.