What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Pump-Kin

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Let's get sheet-faced!

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To catch her false teeth.

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This is unacceptable.

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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Because the Steaks are too high.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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A dictator.