Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.