Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it