Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Turned down 4 watt
Do you sell flip-flips?"
because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
Random Dude: [...💘]
A Woky Talky
It'll Dimsum.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
he relished it
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
