What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator