What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*