What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator