What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..