What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator