Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!