Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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She thought the apple was poisoned.

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That sounded a lot better in my head

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I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Have you heard of stray chickens

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He went to the Shell station.

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A bad magician

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A Quarter Pounder.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!