Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!