What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.