Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating