Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating