Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating