Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!