He took his wife for granite.
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Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
Stone deaf...
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
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Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
He only had one pupil.
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
The moovies
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
My cat would be dead before I got 50
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Quatro Sinco
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Use the fork, Luke.
Wok n' Roll
Wai Tu Yung
Racism has many faces.
