He took his wife for granite.
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Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
Stone deaf...
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
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Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
80 blaze it
Because it follows the path of least resistance
A master master.
They told him he was good at deriving
Whatever floats his boat.
They go to the mooooovies.
She fell out of the tree.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Anything on the rocks.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
