He took his wife for granite.
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Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
Stone deaf...
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
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Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
It was out standing in its field!
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
Because he was Snowden
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Homeless.
I love your Boo-ty
Because he was in bread!
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Because he showed up baked.
He is small arms dealer
Because one egg is
Because they hate french press.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
