He took his wife for granite.
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Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
Stone deaf...
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
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Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
to be alone with his thots
He felt his presents.
The husband.
He started counting then fell asleep.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Burgers ma'am."
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
one one appreciates good head
It couldn't take the shear stress
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Someone who's career is in ruins !
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
