What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.