What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.