What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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She draws a smack!

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Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss