What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss