What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss