What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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It's growing on them.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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It wood rock.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.