What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.