What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Which country do doctors hate?

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What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.