What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

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What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.