Hack Jokes

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that