What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.