What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth