Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!