What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?