What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.