What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.