What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.