What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around