What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine