What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around