When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.
Shedding season
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
I pented just last week.
For me it's three weeks.
They can lighten your load !
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Give her a shovel.
