What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a redditor impatient?

loading...

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.