Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.