Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Previous Random Joke Next

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.