Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.