Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.