Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.