Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.