Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"