Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"