Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.