Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Need to know ASAP.

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Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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Because they practice relative dating!

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.