Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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Trigger discipline

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A Quranosaurus.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!