Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.