Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

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A Watermelon...

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.