How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.