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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What goes faster from 100 to 0, an asteroid hitting the Earth or this thread's upvote %?

Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.