How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!