How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.