How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!