How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!