How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.