How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.