How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!