How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.