How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.