Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.