What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !