What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !