What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !