What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.