What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !