What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.