What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.